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TUNE IN at 6PM PST.

I’ll be on 94.7 fm, Alternative Portland, talking with Gustav about Armed & Delicious as well as playing some of the musical tracks I was listening to whilst writing…

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If you don’t live in Portland you can listen tonight at 947.fm at 6pm. You can also download the 94.7 app on your smartphone!

 

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A New Flavor.

Bellyband

ORDER A SIGNED COPY HERE: POWELLS.COM

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KICKSTARTER PHASE III COMPLETE (GET IT!)

“Wait, what?!  PHASE THREE? What ever happened to PHASES ONE and TWO?” You just said, I’m sure. 

They both happened, my friend. I just didn’t post much about them. But I’ll catch you up, real quick. 

PHASE ONE of the KICKSTARTER THREE-PHASE-SERIES for “Armed & Delicious” was to raise first the funds, which was completed thanks to a handful of wonderful folks like you.

 A&D Funded

 

PHASE TWO consisted of actually publishing the book…

 

20140721-180337-65017897.jpgDone! Just look at them in all their paperly glory. 

 

So, what is PHASE THREE?

Why, it’s the most important Phase in any Kickstarter Campaign (of course), and that is to deliver the “goods” to my Kickstarter Backers. In this case the “goods” being of the literary variety. 

Granted, there were some hiccups, delays and and all around sadly vague excuses for why Armed & Delicious was taking so damned long to publish, but as they say, better late then never! (yikes)

Below is an image of me pondering wistfully the smile of joy and satisfaction crossing your face at the very moment that you’ve realized your hard earned “goods” have just arrived. 

Shipping fatigue

There you have it folks. PHASE THREE COMPLETE. Now, by the time most of my Kickstarter Backers have read this, they’ll already be nose deep in the book they helped to create. But, if you’re reading this and you’ve yet to receive your Kickstarter rewards in the mail, give your ol’ pal Nate a shout at pizza.suits@gmail.com

We’ll sort you out. 

… and with the Kickstarter Chapter complete (to a greater or lesser extant) we now find ourselves at the threshold of a new chapter titled, “WHAT THE HELL TO DO WITH AN INDEPENDENTLY PUBLISHED NOVEL?”

Stay tuned…

You’re Pal –

Nate 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It’s a book! It’s a plane! No, it’s definitely a book. But it’s my book, so that’s pretty neat

Yes my friends, the trade paperbacks of my novel “Armed & Delicious” have arrived!

Now I will be focusing on getting Armed & Delicious into independent bookstores across America.

Would you like to see it in your local bookstore?

Holler at your pal and with a shop that you love and I will begin the courting process immediately, because getting to know a bookshop is kind of like a first date. As long as you keep your breath fresh and don’t get sloppy-wasted, you’ll do just fine.

– Your Pal,

Nathan

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You’ve been waiting… and I love you for it.

 

Dear Friends,

As you may have noticed, my most recent “shipping date” came and went like a ship in the night and with nary a whisper of publication (Sorry!). But today, my friends, I am writing you to say that Armed & Delicious, the book which you have supported, is in print-production as we speak!

The e-book version is also in the publication phase and will soon be available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble online and the Apple Ibook store.

This means that within the next 7-10 business days I should be receiving your books in the mail and shipping them directly! The additional reward goodies have already been coming in and I couldn’t be more pleased with how they’ve turned out.

As always, feel free to contact me at armedanddelicious@gmail.com with questions, concerns and sonnets.

Your Pal,

Nate

You've been waiting... and I love you for it.

Dear Friends, 

As you may have noticed, my most recent "shipping date" came and went like a ship in the night and with nary a whisper of publication (Sorry!). But today, my friends, I am writing you to say that Armed & Delicious, the book which you have supported, is in print-production as we speak! 

The e-book version is also in the publication phase and will soon be available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble online and the Apple Ibook store. 

This means that within the next 7-10 business days I should be receiving your books in the mail and shipping them directly! The additional reward goodies have already been coming in and I couldn't be more pleased with how they've turned out. 

IMPORTANT!!!! 

--I will be sending out a survey to collect your current mailing address (considering that half of you have probably moved since my last update). 

Please include the following: 

Name

Address

Which format you would like your e-book in (if applicable)

Favorite type of pizza (You're not getting free pizza. I'm just curious about you.) 

As always, feel free to contact me at armedanddelicious@gmail.com with questions, concerns and sonnets. 

Your Pal,

Nate
 
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Scratching Some Back:

Scratching Some Back:

When asking for favors there’s a general rule of thumb: pay it back or forward – or side to side.

I’m not saying you need to pay your neighbor money for feeding your cat, dog or kangaroo every time you leave for business, vacation or tax evasion puposes, but one should make it a point to return the favor.

They’ve got a pet goldfish? Offer to babysit it some time. You’re allergic to goldfish? (no idea how that works) Offer to collect their mail while they’re out-of-town. Do not go through it. You have enough credit cards already.

Favors are what makes the world go round. The Godfather figured that out a long time ago in fictional 1930’s New York. It’s simple, you scratch my back, I scratch yours. It’s a win-win etc. Throughout my years of needing something from someone, I discovered that when asking for a favor, one should make a conscious decision beforehand that they would (without hesitation) be willing to perform a favor of equal or lesser value in return. It’s the best way to do things.

I rarely ask favors of strangers but as I set out to publish my book, I’ll be asking for a lot of favors… approximately 4,500 of them.  Fortunately for me, I have something to offer in return, which you’ll just have to wait patiently to see.

This is my favor asking face:

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Judging by the dispondency in my eyes and the presence of a female, I can only assume the favor in this case is sex. 

Until the Armed & Delicious Campaign is in full swing, there is no word to describe the gratitude (besides gratitude) which I am feeling for the lovely people who are doing me favors as we speak, to help get this Kickstarter going. I consider them all friends and know that without a doubt, I’ll be owing a few favors before this thing is through.

In fact, I’m looking forward to it and am definitely not allergic to goldfish.

Cheers-

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Here we go…

Like the maiden voyage, the first steps of adventure or the first kiss, this is the beginning – the beginning of the blog which will follow my experience as I set out to publish my novel:

Armed & Delicious.

It’s gonna get weird…

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Cheers!

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September 2, 2013 · 8:34 pm